A pack of pixel pets · ditto what you say

Ditto me
this.

Hold a key and talk. Your pet Ditto types it where you are already working, learns the words nobody else knows, and keeps the correction you make in the two seconds after.

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Voices to adopt
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Recordings that leave
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Release to inserted
dittomethis — one recording, two engines
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▰ THE DITTO FIELD

Adopt a Ditto.
Talk to it.

Your pet learns how you talk, keeps the words nobody else knows, and never sends your audio anywhere. Try a few free chats — no signup.

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PURPLE DITTO · THE FAST ONE

Hears you at conversational speed.

Whisper Small. About 300ms from release to inserted, which is under the threshold where you notice a wait.

  • Whisper Small, running on your own silicon
  • About 300ms from releasing the key to seeing the text
  • The same model your whole corpus was transcribed with
  • Audio deleted after transcription, by default
🎨 Adopt Purple — 200 snacks
TYPEProject mgmt · SaaS
STACKNext.js · GraphQL · Realtime
FONTSInter Tight, Berkeley Mono · 4 weights
COLORS#5e6ad2 · #0a0a14 · #f7f8f8
PLAN7 steps below ↓
restrained futurism · negative space > density
GREEN DITTO · THE LOCAL ONE

Runs entirely on your own silicon.

Whisper on Apple silicon. The audio never leaves the machine and there is no account to make.

  • Every model here runs on this Mac. Nothing is uploaded
  • No account to make and nothing to sign into
  • Vocabulary seeded from your own project names
  • Corrections become standing rules on every agent you use
🛠 Adopt Green — 200 snacks
TYPECloud platform · Frontend infra
STACKNext.js 16 · Turbopack · Edge Functions
DEPS@vercel/analytics, geist, framer-motion
HOSTVercel · Fluid Compute · 18 regions
PLANnpx create-next-app + 4 steps ↓
all values pulled from real headers + script tags
ORANGE DITTO · THE LONG HAUL

Holds a whole meeting without drifting.

Built for the long recording. Forty minutes of talking without losing the thread or the speaker.

  • Built for the forty-minute recording, not the one-liner
  • Holds the thread without losing who was speaking
  • Timestamps come from the audio, not from guessing
  • The whole take in one pass, no stitching
🎬 Adopt Orange — 300 snacks
TYPEInstagram Reel · 47s · vertical
CUTS11 hard cuts · 3 speed ramps · 1 zoom
AUDIODrake — Passionfruit (slowed -8%)
HOOKcuriosity gap @ 0:01 · payoff @ 0:38
PLANFull transcript with speaker turns ↓
timestamps come from the audio, not from guessing
CYAN DITTO · THE CAREFUL ONE

Meant to take its time and get the names right.

Whisper Large. Slower, and the one that should get your project names —

  • Whisper Large, for when a name matters more than a second
  • ⚠ Not working on this machine yet: it loads, runs, and returns nothing
  • Chased down to the conditioning prompt, not yet fixed
  • Until it is, the fast one answers everything
💾 Adopt Cyan — 300 snacks
TYPEcode/ts · 2.4 KB · 73 lines
SYMBOLSApp, Layout, useTheme, Button, Card, +6
IMPORTSreact, next/link, @/components, zustand
SHAPE11 components · 4 hooks · 2 stores
PLANhow to spin up a clone of this file ↓
no LLM hallucination — symbols are regex-extracted
GOLD DITTO · THE CLOUD ONE · LEGENDARY

The one that is not built yet.

It would be the only Ditto that ever touched the network. There is no network code in the app, so it does not exist yet, and this page says so rather than selling it.

  • ⚠ Not built. There is no network code in the app at all
  • Not a setting that is switched off, an absent capability
  • Nothing has ever been sent anywhere, because nothing can be
  • It stays on this list so you know what is missing
🧬 Earn Gold — 30-day streak
SHAREDversion-controlled persistent worlds
A ONLYvoxel chunks · procedural gen · creative loop
B ONLYPR review · contribution graph · forks
CHILD"GitWorld" — branchable voxel realms
STACKBevy + libgit2 + WebRTC sync layer
PLAN3-sprint v1 below ↓
hold a key · talk · it types where you already are
BLACK DITTO · THE PRIVATE ONE

Never opens a socket. Airplane mode, always.

No network stack compiled in at all. Not a setting you trust, a capability that is absent.

  • No network stack compiled in. Not a promise, an absence
  • Audio deleted after transcription, by default
  • No account, no telemetry, no upload
  • The profile that travels is 1.4KB of meaning, never your words
👁 Adopt Black — 400 snacks
TYPESocial Platform · Shadow Network
TRACKERSMeta Pixel · Google Analytics · 8+ third parties
DATADevice fingerprint · Location tracking · Behavior patterns
PATTERNSNothing leaves the machine · Nothing is inferred
PLANPrivacy-first clone with transparent data handling ↓
shadow analysis reveals the true cost of "free" platforms
WHITE DITTO · THE PLAIN ONE

Punctuation as spoken, nothing inferred.

Writes what you said, not what it guessed you meant. No cleanup — no rephrasing, no helpfulness.

  • Writes what you said, not what it guessed you meant
  • No rephrasing, no cleanup, no helpfulness
  • Punctuation as spoken
  • Your filler words survive, because they are yours
🎨 Adopt White — 300 snacks
TYPEVideo Platform · Minimal Core
ESSENCERecord button · Feed · Like/Comment · Follow
STRIPPEDAds · Algorithm UI · Shop tabs · Live features
SKELETON3 screens: Record, Feed, Profile
PLANClean MVP with just the video loop ↓
simplicity reveals what truly matters
BROWN DITTO · THE HONEST ONE

Tells you what it could not hear.

Reports its own confidence, and says nothing rather than guess. Roughly two in five utterances get a read.

  • What it heard, and what it could not
  • Roughly two in five utterances get a confident read
  • The other three say nothing rather than guess
  • Every number on this page carries the sample behind it
🏗 Adopt Brown — 250 snacks
TYPEPlatform · Real Costs
HOSTING$20/month starter · $0.08/GB bandwidth
BUNDLE2.3MB JS · 45s build time · 18-region CDN
MAINTAINWeekly deploys · 3-person team · $500K seed
PLANLean alternative with 0.8MB bundle ↓
real engineering costs, no marketing inflation
CHARACTER DITTO · STYLE MUSE

Styles from
movie characters.

Breaks down iconic character aesthetics — costumes, makeup, poses, expressions. Creates buildable style guides from film and TV.

  • Character style component extraction and cataloging
  • Era-specific fashion and makeup analysis
  • Virtual try-on for character transformations
  • Moodboard creation from cinematic references
🎭 Adopt Character — 350 snacks
TYPEStyle Explorer · AR Try-on
STACKNext.js, Three.js, Supabase
FONTSInter, Playfair Display
COLORS#0a0a0a, #ff2e63, #00d4ff, #ffffff
PLAN4 steps below
ditto me this — character style edition
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